do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Im part way to drunk.
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