I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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