Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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