I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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