I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously