I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
