Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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