My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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