He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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