Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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