There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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