No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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