I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
did you just send me my own nude
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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