is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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