Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
