You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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