We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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