I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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