why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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