i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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