walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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