Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
