You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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