I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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