i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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