Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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