I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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