scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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