i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Help. Why am I so naked?
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