This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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