Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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