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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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