The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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