Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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