yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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