WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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