she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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