? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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