we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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