I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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