Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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