Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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