doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
birth control should be required to get into college
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
