he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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