The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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