Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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