I've blown a few things in my day
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I will be naked everywhere
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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