I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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