All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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