I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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