Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
