quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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