I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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