Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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