yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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