he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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